It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died
5 times you didn’t die and one time you did
Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn’t mean you can’t advocate against it now. It doesn’t make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Don’t let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset.
Hypocrisy is when you do something after you’ve condemned it.
Growth is when you condemn something because you’ve learned from your mistakes.
one of the most brilliant exchanges ever written for television tbh
I mean as story decisions go, giving Data a cat and the screentime to try to logically reason with the cat with very little success, thus letting the robot embody Every Cat Owner Ever, was A+
galactic meme culture in star wars
bottoms up and the sith lord laughs
chancellor 👏palpatine 👏 did 👏 geonosis👏
Dicks out for han solo
the bubble opera but every time sheev mentions the dark side it gets faster
DONT👏 CALL 👏YOURSELF 👏A 👏REBEL 👏IF 👏YOU 👏HAVENT 👏PERSONALLY 👏BLOWN 👏UP 👏THE 👏DEATH 👏STAR👏
order 66: executed
the jedi: dead
dicks: out
THE JEDI ORDER IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE GALAXY
“The Jedi Order has resorted to sending a council member to spy on me. Sad!” - @realSheevSPalpatine
All Your Echo Base Are Belong To Us
want to feel old? this is obi-wan kenobi now.
Hello Naughty Younglings It’s Murder Time
if you can’t handle me at my in pieces exposed wires C-3PO, then you don’t deserve me at my shined and fresh out the oil bath C-3PO.
does Luke Skywalker is gay?
Me: so what do you think about the rebellion?
Date: Im actually a huge supporter of the Empire. Theyre pushing this galaxy in the right direction.
Me, shoving nutrient packs into my purse: sorry my uncle Fulcrum called I have to go-
midichlorians are the power house of the jedi
Jedi will travel across the galaxy to Jedha just to get kyber crystals for their lightsabers
They crave that mineral
get you a man who can do both
my name is Luk
and wen its nite
R2 run off
Sand Ppl fite
Old Ben find me
then I run hom
Owen and Beru
now smoky bonz
“average sith lord have 3 lightsabers” factoid actualy just statistical error. average sith lord have 1 lightsaber. General Grievous, who lives in castle & loots over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
some people???????execute order 66?????????? to cope????????????
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